Saturday, May 14, 2016

High School going to the Dogs...

If you've ever had the pleasure of attending High School you'll be able to relate with the pain in my head. The pain of finals, school assemblies, group projects, and the classification system that has been around since, oh...since humans organized the thought to send their children off for formalized education. What's interesting is the group of kids that just don't get it. This clueless bunch will more than likely be sitting across from students like me trying to get a job in ten years. Karma always comes full circle.



All that keeps going through my head is how would dogs deal with this madness.

Just for grins and giggles allow me to dissect my theory of dog education.


Finals...imagine a classroom where the instructor repeats the lesson over and over until the student has complete understanding of the lesson. All the while treats are introduced each time the student successfully completes the lesson. Finals wouldn't have a letter grade but a treat count for how well they do. Can you imagine it?

School Assemblies...um, not even a dog would waste its time being barricaded inside a structure while the sun is shining. Imagine getting a group of dogs to sit still for an hour while another group of dogs puts on a senseless show. Kind of like hurding cats...can't be done!

Group projects...there has to be an alpha in every group project. Um there's a term for this but will keep this G-rated! Not even the dogs can escape alpha syndrome.
Classification system...doesn't exist. If you've ever visited a dog park its all about having fun, playing, and sniffing butts...oops, I mean saying hello...how ya doing to everyone! 

Oh, to follow a dogs lead. May your Saturday be filled with unconditional  happiness, live in the moment wagging the heck out of your tail, and laughing at yourself from time to time. What an awesome lesson...where's my treat?!? Back to hitting the books!!!

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