Mothman Prophecies...

So after a Saturday of feeling very weepy... I thought I'd share a story to honor my living Grandparents whom I absolutely adore. They are my maternal Grandparents and they are affectionately known as "Nana" and Tata". They make me smile and fill my heart with so much love.

My Mother, aka... "Get off the Couch"... commutes to work twice a week. While she's in the valley working she stays with her parents, my "Nana" and "Tata".

There is no shortage of humor in the household and Mom begrudgingly shared a moment she had with her Mother, my Nana, several months ago. As told by my Mother and of course translated by me... Wait for it...

So... I thought you might need a chuckle to brighten your gloomy day and since I live with your Nana there's never a shortage of "bat shiz" crazy happenings. 

So this morning as I'm loading up the car, a freaking moth the size of MOTHMAN Prophecies flies into my car. I open the car doors to coax the freaking thing out because I'm going to be late for work.

Wait for it... Enter frail Nana who is at that stage of her life whereby complaining that everything hurts is a daily occurrence. She has to take medication for this and that... you catch my drift eh?

Before I can get the MOTHMAN... Nana whips off her sock in a Ninja like motion and jumps into my car from the passenger side over the console to the driver's side front seat.

Using her frail injured arm (with sock in hand) she smacks MOTHMAN right out of my car.

Meanwhile... I'm standing there looking like a 10 year old girl afraid of her shadow still trying to figure out how the hell she made the Ninja type move into my car. As my mind is attempting to catch up to my confused state... she comes running around to the drivers side looking for MOTHMAN under the driver's seat. Her frail body all contorted to get under the seat.

She pops up with a look of accomplishment and yells, "I got it"!!! Now me embarrassed and shocked thinks... What the Hell just happened... AND there's no way I'm going to share this story... ever!

Until... wait for it... Tata sends me a text all concerned and wondering if I'm okay?!? So, naturally I call him and say, "What's going on"? Tata says, "Well, your Mother said there was a bat in your car this morning and I just wanted to make sure you were okay?" "Oh my goodness, yes, Dad I'm fine and well I think I'm going  BAT shiz CRAZY"!!!

My Nana's saga is complete! Wishing you all a Saturday spending time with the loves of your life... Grandmothers, Grandfathers, Nanas, and Tatas.  Happy Grandparents day for all those living and those in heaven. Love you Grandma Jane, Grandpa Bill, Nana Lita and Tata Candido!