Let's take a trip back to Monday. Grandpa and Mommy were talking about taking Ame (Lil Boy) and me to the Jacuzzi place. I'm no idiot... I remember the Jacuzzi place and I wasn't having any of that trickery again. So, I went into doggie turrets mode. I have it down to art. When I get in that mode I get grounded to my kennel. I'm the smartest dog in the house!
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| What the cuss!?! I just said no to the Jacuzzi! |
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| Ame... What the cuss... I'm sexy and you know it! (I should write songs) |
So, they're gone for a few hours and Ame comes back all chill, strutting his stuff in front of my kennel. Barking about how great the Jacuzzi place was and how he was pampered by the dog lady. I'm thinking, "Ya right... been there... done that... No thank you very much!"
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| Highly suspicious... |
I'm thinking to myself, "Seriously... Ame doesn't appear to be traumatized they must have taken him to a different place. A place that fed him doggie treats while he was doing the Jacuzzi thing. 
Mommy, has something strange in her hands and she is not happy with me. Must have been the turrets barking that put her over the edge. What! Scissors... oh no!!! Oh goats! Grandpa is on this and both are going Edward Scissors Hands on ears and face! I probably should have went with Ame to see the dog lady. I don't think this is going to turn out very well.
Ya... What the cuss!?! Neither will be winning prizes for DOG grooming. I should have kept still but I thought we were playing a game of how quickly can "Baby Puppy" escape Mommy's grip? I lost... Um, I look like Wylie Coyote on a bad day. Get off the Couch used some pretty colorful language when she saw me. I told Grandpa to stick her in time out in my doggie jail. He's still scaling the walls in the house and trying to avoid her. Just hair right... it will grow back. Note to self... NO TURRETS ON GROOMING DAY! BE NICE TO THE DOG LADY!
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